But was it Free Range Chicken?

When reporters add things that are just plain silly

On Thursday, as news was leaking out that Russia was likely to ratify the Kyoto global warming treaty, a group of U.S. business executives was discussing climate policy as they lunched on chicken and avocado sandwiches in Washington's St. Regis hotel"

WHO GIVES A FARKLE WHAT THEY ATE?

I have this new fantasy where reporters are not allowed to use any modifying words or phrases. The can only write with Subjects, Verbs, and Objects.